Friday, 20 July 2012

Trouble in paradise


The lazy serenity of life in the shade of the catalpa tree was abruptly shattered this week. It was with a wry (if not tortured) smile that I read all the all comments at the end of that post about the tangible calm here. I've said it before that there is a selective truth throughout this blog: it focuses very deliberately on the idyllic side of life in Provence. When I started blogging, the idea was that it would give a glimpse into the dream world of Eve and Dom in The Lantern.

But even as I wrote about my haven in the courtyard, I knew that come Monday morning I was going to have to get on the telephone to the company that installed the last of our two new fosses septiques. .For the uninitiated, la fosse septique is a term that strikes fear into the heart of the rural homeowner, especially when that homeowner is foreign and hoping to use that home for a holiday in high summer. It is the septic tank, or sanitation system that deals with all waste water and other matters.

Our first summer here, the fosse packed up in mid-August. That was bad enough, but we had realised by then we were probably going to have to replace it anyway. Then our first new fosse was destroyed by winter floods only a few months after it was installed at vast expense. The second, again constructed at extortionate cost, was supposed to be the Dreadnought of Fosses. But now one of our vital pipes had broken, deep under a new accessway we'd had made for the builders.

"What is it about France and plumbing and drainage?" raged Rob. "The bloody Romans worked it out two thousand years ago!"

The engineers had said they were coming the week before we arrived, but hadn't. On Monday I elicited a promise of Wednesday morning, and spent Tuesday nagging them not to forget us again. Black Wednesday began with a digger going deeper and deeper as the offending pipe was tracked. Several large holes appeared as the mystery as well as the earthworks deepened. It was finally found at midday, just in time for the chaps to celebrate with a three-course lunch. 'J'ai bien reussi avec mon ami anglais!' said the digger operator, patting the JCB on the flank. 


When they left that afternoon, the solution to the problem was well within sight. We could relax. We went down to the swimming pool on the other side of the property. The pool we had spent hours cleaning the previous evening. We listened to the cicadas chirruping into the silence. Too much silence. No comforting hum from the pool pump. A check inside the mechanism told us the pump had stopped working. We worked on it for twenty minutes, trying every rescusitation technique we knew but the pump was dead and the pool rapidly filling up with dead wasps and other nasties.

Rob went inside to fetch his mobile to call yet more help. On the way out to the garden again he listened to his messages, and found one for me from my literary agent in London who wanted me to call as soon as I could. We got our priorities right and called the pool man. Books and publishers are another story.

9 comments:

BookBelle said...

Oh. My. Coming from a homeowner that has had her share of troubles, my heart aches for you.

Half-heard in the Stillness said...

Oh heck! So much for relaxation eh?
Sympathies x

Jane

Yvonne Osborne said...

There's nothing worse than septic problems. But if I had a literary agent who wanted me to call, my priorites would probably become skewered.

Karen Wojcik Berner said...

I've never experienced them myself, but I hear septic issues are terrible. My sympathies.

MuMuGB said...

Ah, the joy of working with builders & plumbers in France...Good luck, Deborah!

Bunched Undies said...

I feel for you Deborah. We own a small vacation cottage and the last few years it's been one thing after another. One year the pipes had frozen and burst, the next year the air conditioner died and last year a family of surly porcupines had taken up residence in the ductwork. Anyone looking to buy a cottage??

Cottage Garden said...

I feel much better now Deborah:-) There was me thinking you lived a perfectly idylic life but to have to deal with the vagaries of French plumbing - oh my goodness! You have my sympathies. Hope it all gets resolved very, very soon.

Love Bunched Undies' comment - humour in the face of adversity - a most admirable trait:-)

Jeanne
X

Tuula said...

I wanted to "unlike" this post on Facebook Deborah :)Hope you've got a handle on your septic problems and wishing you a relaxing weekend!

Deborah Lawrenson said...

Thank you all, as ever, for your sweet, supportive and amusing comments. David's (Bunched Undies) surly porcupines we cannot compete with!

All is well now - and calm has returned. We are phlegmatic Brits: shaken but not stirred.

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